I haven’t seen any of this week’s releases

Monday September 14th 2009

How the fuck did this happen? I haven’t seen Gamer, 31 North 62 East, The Agent, Away We Go, Birdwatchers, Blind Dating, Chevolution, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, The Firm, Je Veux Voir, Three Miles North of Molkom or Wanted.

To be honest, I was only interested in seeing one of those films anyway (no prizes for guessing which one) but I’d have seen any old shit if it avoided making such a mockery of the ‘Opening This Week’ section.

Also worrying: I haven’t seen any of the next three weeks’ worth of releases yet either.