Tuesday February 28th 2012

By far the best piece of Oscar coverage I saw at the weekend was Cosmo UK’s Top Tips for Oscar-winning Sex feature, in which they dubiously linked a variety of sexual positions to this year’s nominees. It’s worth reading the whole feature to find out exactly what ‘The Iron Lady’ and ‘Moneyballs’ entail, but here’s a particularly steamy highlight:

The Warrior Princess
Nick Nolte’s supporting role has earned him an Oscar nomination, but he’ll have stiff competition once you’ve tried out this sensual sex position. Save the traditional spooning for old married couples, and add some sizzle to your sex life with this bad-ass move. Lie on your side with your guy behind you. Keep both of your torsos in this doze pose and lift your top leg. Have him shift his lower body into a half-kneeling position, entering you from behind – and hey presto! You’ve bagged that award…”