This is how you do a teaser trailer: David Cronenberg’s Cosmopolis

Thursday March 22nd 2012

After his brief (and admittedly delightful) foray into the world of tea and psychoanalysis with A Dangerous Method, it’s good to see David Cronenberg heading straight back to mindfuck country with Cosmopolis, his upcoming, sure-to-be-Cannes-premiering Don DeLillo adaptation starring Robert Pattinson in his first major post-Twilight role. And what a way to leave the franchise! A couple of days ago all he wanted to do was hold hands and look pretty, now he’s self-mutilating and pissing in limousines under the supervision of one of the greatest directors of all time.

In other news, Taylor Lautner is reportedly thrilled about his nomination for ‘Favourite Buttkicker‘ at this year’s Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.