Fucking awful movies with fucking awful titles: Glorious 39
Tuesday October 27th 2009
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DO NOT SEE GLORIOUS 39.
It’s why the British shouldn’t be allowed to make movies.
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#01 - Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
#02 - Trash Humpers
#03 - Mother
#04 - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
#05 - Catfish
#06 - Submarine
#07 - Eurotrip
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Also out this week: House of Tolerance, the new one from wanton controversialist and professional smug bastard Bertrand Bonello. Deeply offensive on almost every level, the film is nonetheless an engaging way to spend 122 minutes — if only because it answers the age old question: what would a Lars von Trier remake of Showgirls look like?
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1. Four Weddings and a Funeral
2. About a Boy
3. Bridget Jones's Diary
4. Music and Lyrics
5. Mickey Blue Eyes
6. Sense and Sensibility
7. Extreme Measures
8. American Dreamz
9. Sirens
10. TEWWUAHBCDAM
11. Nine Months
12. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
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