Okay, so Melissa Joan Hart also wants $2 million, and if you ask me she deserves every cent

Thursday April 25th 2013


In a clear sign that Hollywood has finished eating itself and is now starting to retch up some of the less digestible chunks, Melissa Joan Hart has today joined Zach Braff in appealing to the world’s internet users for $2 million to cobble together a second-rate star vehicle. And what’s more, she’s lined up a giant baby dressed as Jack Nicholson Hollywood heavyweight Tibor Takács to direct!

If there’s any justice in the world, this’ll be fully-funded by end of play Friday.