The ten greatest lines from James Franco’s accent-happy As I Lay Dying

Wednesday May 22nd 2013


“Wherduhgurdah dungahd durgah frin chuhnnin.”

“Mah grirdinun gurhn feridirfun, ger jerminfur.”

“Sermin uhn perriden — prifinoud snigifidden.”

“Ahsarw ferperder Dewey Dell ardergaw sherfinur, ardegeddit.”

“Sinnin per far geddah! Wergereffurdern shamturkin berber ferber.”

“Asur furden wherferdurn, shern tergerferm.”

Rerberton kirkerfur whur tommibert, krin berber terkin tarr den.

“Am bett terferstir.”

Whirgerfortoo Darl, yurmah tergifur churrrr.

“Mardifine werkifer turmabar crerrifer brear kermifer.”