It had to happen: a crap poster for The Lovely Bones

Saturday December 12th 2009

She is in the sky. Becuase she dies at the beginning of the film. Do you see? The sky is like heaven. That’s where she is. Because she’s looking down on her family. From the sky. So that’s where her head is. Do you see?


P.S. If you’ve noticed how Saturday posts are always quite short, it’s because we get a surprisingly massive drop-off in visitors on Saturday. It would make sense if it was the whole weekend because people might be reading it at work, but Sunday does a roaring trade. I don’t understand it. Anyway, we’ll be back in business tomorrow.