January Catch-up: First Report

Saturday January 9th 2010

January is boring as anything so I’ve decided to watch a load of movies that I’ve missed at the cinema over the last couple of years.

I’m facilitating this marvelous dream by doing one of those LoveFilm one-month free trials. Don’t worry, I’ll cancel a good few days before the end of the month to avoid their ludicrous monthly fees.

The reason this is exciting is because they stock Blu-ray now, and as we all know, the worst Blu-ray of all time still beats watching anything in… *shudder*… standard definition.

Or so I thought…

21, starring Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey is the fucking shittest, most unbe-cunting-lievably crap pile of fucking awful wanking rubbish ever to fucking grace the motherfucking Earth.

And the Blu-ray release is sketchy too.