The Last Station is An Oscar Movie. It hasn’t had great reviews, and it probably won’t get more than a couple of nominations at best, but it is still An Oscar Movie. Look at de facts:

• It’s about Tolstoy.
• It was shot ‘in Europe’.
• It’s got a load of British people in it.
• It’s 112 minutes long.
• It has one sex scene.
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You get the picture.

Helen Mirren is great though, it’ll be a shame if she gets pushed out of the Best Actress category.

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My heart’s not really in this one, to be honest.