Average Movie: Chloe

Saturday February 20th 2010

Chloe is an ‘erotic thriller’ (like those ones they made in the 90s!) starring Amanda Seyfried, Julianne Moore and Lord Boring. It’s about sex and stuff.

While the performances are top notch, the film itself balances uncomfortably between being a quasi-European arthouse affair about repressed sexuality and a fairly boring and formulaic Hollywood thriller.

Here’s a lightly satirical diagram explaining the situation:

Final Verdict: 5/10 (as per)
Final Thought: n/a.