Eat Something!

Sunday March 15th 2009


This was compiled around the time that Hunger came out but it never went online. So for no reason whatsoever, we celebrate the ten hungriest people in the history of cinema:

10. CHRISTIAN BALE IN RESCUE DAWN
Batman lives on small amounts of rice for a while, critics go mental.
See: Youtube

9. OLD MAN IN GROUNDHOG DAY
Bill decides to feed an old homeless man but it’s too late and he dies. Bill considers fragility of existence.
No Clip Available

8. INTO THE WILD
Him out of The Girl Next Door grows a beard and eats some questionable berries.
See: Youtube

7. THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
These slightly rubbish ‘comedy’ zombies were the first to state a preference for brains.
See: Youtube

6. FATHER TED
Trapped in ‘The Very Dark Caves’ for an hour and a half, Father Dougal gets so hungry that he thinks he might die.
No Clip Available

5. THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR
English Literature’s hungriest larval-stage insect thinks of no one but himself in this hedonistic tale of excess.
See: Youtube

4. HANNIBAL
Ray Liotta eats self. Srs biz.
Clip: Youtube

3. OLIVER!
Tiny child actor asks for some more in this hugely successful Dickensian orphan romp. Greedy little man.
Clip: Youtube

2. OLDBOY
Hammer-man Oh Dae-Su eats a live octopus fo’ real.
Clip: Youtube

1. CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
Film crew disrupts hungry Amazonian tribe. Hungry Amazonian tribe eats film crew. BBFC remain unimpressed.
Clip: Youtube