I saw Adventureland this week but I’m pretty sure it’s embargoed and it’s not out until the ridiculous date of July 17th so I won’t be able to talk about it for ages.

I could of course post something that is in no way a review of Adventureland, and in no way refers to my opinion of the movie.

Something like… an image of 12 black shapes with grey shadows. Which is in no way a description of Adventureland.