Knight & Day

Wednesday August 4th 2010

As regular readers will know, I saw Knight & Day last week at the big ‘People’s Premiere’ at Somerset House. It was lazy and pointless and not really worth getting worked up about, but while I hate to big myself up, I was pretty much spot on with my 10 reasons why Knight & Day is going to be crap.

The title is shockingly irrelevant, the comedy is almost non-existent, the action is formulaic and the lead roles are totally, unequivocally, unforgivably miscast.

But hey, at least the ‘going before he finishes counting to three’ joke is always a winner.