What Ultra Culture readers would spend eighteen pounds on
Thursday August 5th 2010
On Tuesday we asked you what you’d spend £18 on if we gave you a couple of free tickets for an Edgar Wright double bill at the Ritzy. The answers we got were way better than the sort of competition responses we usually receive, so I thought I’d post a few of the more popular choices up here ‘for the lulz’.
9 people made a reference to one of Wright’s films:
‘Dunno… *sprays deodorant* Pub?’ – Ben
5 people said they’d buy a ticket for Ultra Culture Cinema:
‘Buy tickets for Scott Pilgrim (at ultraculturecinema) of course!’ – Emma
4 people said they’d use the money to travel up to London:
‘spend it on what it’ll cost me for the train up from sunny Dorset’ – Bronni
[Bronni also sent a photograph of herself dressed up as a zombie barbie to prove that she has, in her own words, ‘the best hair you’ve ever seen’]
4 people said they’d buy prostitutes (both male and female):
‘Spend it on hookers. Really cheap hookers.’ – Joe
2 people opted for drugs:
‘Two tubs of Ben & Jerrys and a tenbag. Werd.’ – Benny
2 people said they needed waxing:
‘get a wax. It’s WELL overdue’ – Rosie
But in the end, we went with a simple answer:
‘Haircut’ – Gareth Briggs
Congratulations Gareth, the tickets are yours on the express condition that you do indeed get a haircut. Seriously, you need one. It’s all starting to look a bit ‘shaggy’.