Don’t you hate it…

Thursday August 19th 2010

… when you’re striding away from a wall that’s only a foot or so behind you in an entirely empty light-grey-coloured room, and on the wall is a massive picture frame and/or window through which all that’s visible is Vanessa Paradis’ massive head blocking your view of a non-descript French marina. And to top it all off, you’re unable to cast a shadow beyond the ankle.

We’ve all been there.