This week on Ultra Culture…

Monday July 20th 2009


… is mah’fucking reviews week y’all.

Depending on the state of embargos, we may or may not be reviewing Antichrist, Adam, The Taking of Pelham 123, Inglourious Basterds and 500 Days of Summer.

Just in case we’re not allowed to review them this week, here are a few predictive reviews for you now:

ANTICHRIST
Engaging but morally questionable. Never want to see again.

ADAM
Too quirky to ever be called good.

THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123
Unbelievably good.

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
Another step down on the Tarantino career ladder, but Pitt & Co aren’t awful.

500 DAYS OF SUMMER
See review for Adam.

While we’re at it, here are a couple more reviews that should definitely be embargoed:

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
Nowhere near as good as the last one.

SPIDER-MAN 4
Literally as bad as the last one.