Basically, this is when you’re going to see this lot on Ultra Culture (and everywhere else):

500 DAYS OF SUMMER
1st August 2009

ADAM
3rd August 2009

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
14th August 2009

Sorry.

In the meantime, here’s an anecdote from the Inglourious Basterds screening. We got there about a half hour before the film was due to start and there was already a massive queue. Just as we’re making our way to the back, a voice calls out, ‘any online press?’ We quickly raised our hands and were directed to the MOTHERFUCKING FRONT OF THE QUEUE.

That’s right, THE BLOGGERS RUN SHIT NOW.