Thanks to the magic of blog post scheduling, you’re probably not aware that I’ve been away for the past week. I know, I know, isn’t the internet magical.

However, missing seven days of UK film nonsense has had two devastating consequences:

1. I missed a screening of District 9.
2. I didn’t go to see The Final Destination in 3D.

I will endeavor to see both in the next few days and report back. Is that how you spell ‘endeavor’?

NOTE: While I’ve been away they’ve also put up a load of posters round London telling people that drinking water makes you less drunk than drinking alcohol.