The Big Three

Wednesday June 30th 2010


It seems like no-one looks at our Trailers section any more, probably as a result of that brief period when we started putting ads for gin before the trailers (for the thousandth time, I apologise). It’s a shame, because often the stuff we put in there is more interesting than the stuff we put on the homepage.

If you missed them, trailers for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Heartbreaker and The Green Hornet all went up last week.

Three even bigger titans have shown up on the interfeed this week, so we thought we’d stick them here in the hope that at least a dozen people actually watch them. Enjoy!

HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
After the near-perfect trailer that introduced us to the Half-Blood Prince back in 2009, it’s hard not to see this one as slightly messy by comparison. It climaxes about three times, only to carry on as if nothing happened, while the avalanche of text (most of it explaining the ‘two parts’ concept) is often distracting. That said, it’s so dark that it’s probably not designed for internet viewing, and one thing you certainly can’t deny is the effort that’s gone in to Hermione’s array of jazzy outfits:

Here’s hoping it’s amazing like the last one, rather than shit like all the others.

THE SOCIAL NETWORK
Like anyone with a brain, I have total faith in Fincher and his Facebook movie. But I can’t help that feel that this particularly teasy teaser trailer is a bit of a missed opportunity. When it comes to audio-focused teasers, this is less like the Dark Knight and more like a crappy fan effort. The weight of importance given to people talking about website hits strikes a bizarre chord too. Top marks for the logo though…

… beautiful.

LITTLE FOCKERS
It’s amazing that over a decade has passed since the release of Meet the Parents and yet the similarity between the words ‘Focker’ and ‘fucker’ is still the funniest joke known to humankind. You might think that the impact of this simple wordplay would wear off after the first dozen uses, but instead it gets funnier with every iteration, and continues to inspire LOLs the world over as it is given more and more airplay in each successive sequel. I’m laughing just thinking about it.


Would you like a pair of tickets for Trash Humpers this weekend in Dalston?

Wednesday June 30th 2010


As if we haven’t already bigged up Harmony Korine’s Trash Humpers enough, we’ve got a pair of tickets to give away for a special late-night screening of the film at the trendy Rio cinema in trendy Dalston in trendy London this Saturday. Trendy.

Here are the details:

Saturday 3rd July
11:15pm
Rio Cinema, 107 Kingsland High Street, E8

And here’s a question:

Competition over.

I’m sure you can guess the terms and conditions. Winner announced tomorrow morning so be quick, fools.


I’m back

Tuesday June 29th 2010


You may have noticed a slightly lackluster post-rate on Ultra Culture last week. All that’s about to change now (sort of) because I’m back from Glastonbury (Thom & Jonny FTW) and raring to blog.

My Glastonbury experience was entirely film-free this year (I learnt my lesson last year trying to watch Watchmen at 3am in the incredibly smoky ‘Cinema Tent’ amongst 500 people desperately trying to avoid the rain) but I was nonetheless intrigued by a few of the line-up highlights.

Most incredibly, they’d manage to score two screenings of Toy Story 3 in 3D, almost a month before its theatrical release. A few years ago Disney would never have dreamed of showing their biggest release in almost a decade to a room full of people with camera phones, so it’s nice to see them taking a few risks. I also like that the programme (pictured above) deems the return of ‘Buzz and the gang’ to be worthy of an exclamation mark… but only a bracketed one.

Elsewhere, a preview of A Town Called Panic, showings of Exit Through the Gift Shop, Moon, Ponyo, Where the Wild Things Are and Shutter Island, and matinees of the entire Toy Story trilogy ensured that the line-up was superior to almost all actual film festivals, and all of it without an ‘NFTS Masterclass’ in sight.


Is Taylor greying?

Sunday June 27th 2010


Jus’ askin’.


Stoklasa Returns!

Friday June 25th 2010


Film reviewing genius Mike Stoklasa, of epic Attack of the Clones, The Phantom Menace and Avatar reviews fame, comes out of retirement for a not-so-timely video review of 1994′s Baby’s Day Out.

It’s 25 minutes of pure accuracy.


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